Happy Wednesday! If pulling off a near-impossible mission to destroy an unsanctioned uranium enrichment plant isn’t worth a Best Actor nomination, we don’t know what is.

Quick Hits: Today’s Top Stories

• A lawyer for former Vice President Mike Pence found classified documents at Pence’s home in Indiana last week, CNN first reported Tuesday. In the wake of President Joe Biden’s classified documents scandal, Pence had hired outside counsel “out of an abundance of caution” to search for any such material of his own. FBI agents collected the material from Pence’s residence on January 19. Greg Jacob, a representative for Pence, wrote to the National Archives on January 18 that the documents must have been “inadvertently boxed and transported” when the former vice president left Washington, and that Pence was “unaware of the existence of sensitive or classified documents at his personal residence.”
• House Speaker Kevin McCarthy appointed Freedom Caucus Reps. Thomas Massie of Kentucky, Chip Roy of Texas, and Ralph Norman of South Carolina to the powerful House Rules Committee, fulfilling one reportedly key promise to Republican holdouts who opposed his speakership. The Rules Committee is usually stacked with members loyal to the speaker, but McCarthy’s appointments give anti-establishment lawmakers significant influence over which bills come to the floor and, in turn, the ability to drive the chamber’s agenda. “It’s not my goal to be on the Rules Committee and to stop everything that I don’t like,” Massie told The Dispatch’s Haley Byrd Wilt in an interview included in Uphill yesterday. “For me, I don’t think it would be productive or sustainable for me to do that every week.” Meanwhile, McCarthy on Tuesday blocked Democratic Reps. Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell from reprising their roles on the House Intelligence Committee, citing Schiff’s alleged dishonesty and Swalwell’s alleged involvement with a Chinese spy. Both Democrats dismissed the move as “political payback.”
• After much back and forth, Germany will reportedly relent and send Leopard 2 tanks to Ukraine—and allow other countries to follow suit—after the United States reportedly agreed to send as many as 30 of its M1 Abrams tanks to Ukraine despite previous concerns that training and maintenance requirements would render them impractical. German Chancellor Olaf Scholz had reportedly refused to authorize transfer of the easier to maintain Leopard 2 tanks unless the U.S. also sent Abrams.
• Walmart—the largest private employer in the U.S.—will raise its starting hourly wages from $12 to $14 an hour. The figure is still lower than the $15 an hour offered by rivals Amazon and Target, but the announcement in an internal company memo comes as companies are struggling to attract and retain employees in a tight labor market.
• The Justice Department announced Tuesday two Florida residents had been indicted for allegedly vandalizing at least three pro-life pregnancy centers in Florida, spray-painting threats like “if abortions aren’t safe than niether [sic] are you,” “WE’RE COMING for U,” and “YOUR TIME IS UP!!” on the sides of the buildings. If convicted of the charges—which also included violations of the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances (FACE) Act—each defendant could face a maximum of 12 years in prison and fines up to $350,000. A number of crisis pregnancy centers around the country faced threats or violent attacks in the months leading up to and following last year’s Dobbs decision.
• The Justice Department sued Google on Tuesday for allegedly violating antitrust law. The suit—joined by eight state attorneys general—claims the search giant eliminated rivals in the online ad industry and the company should be forced to sell off advertising technology products. This federal suit follows one filed by the Trump administration and nearly 40 states which alleged that Google manipulated its search results to give its own products preferential positions. 

Sparks Fly Over Ticketmaster

Taylor Swift may not have snagged an Oscar nomination for Best Original Song yesterday, but the songwriter did receive a much rarer—and more peculiar—form of cultural recognition: A bunch of gleeful senators quoting her lyrics into the official record.

As fans of both Swift and C-SPAN—a small but mighty Venn diagram overlap—your Morning Dispatchers had a great time rolling our eyes as senators carefully quoted one lyric after another. But the bad blood against Ticketmaster long precedes the platform’s meltdown last year when tickets to Swift’s upcoming tour went on sale. For three hours on Tuesday, a panel of music industry and antitrust types told the Senate Judiciary Committee it’s time to take action against the ticket sales titan—though some analysts argue policymakers’ recent enthusiasm for aggressive antitrust enforcement may be misplaced.

Worth Your Time

• A president whose signature catchphrase is “malarkey” should theoretically be almost too easy to satirize, but Biden has managed to steer clear of much lampooning during his first two years in office, Peter Funt writes for the Wall Street Journal. “Politics aside, the guy is a genuinely amusing character, with plenty of what comedians call ‘hooks.’ He’s an occasionally confused octogenarian, sometimes frisky with facts and inclined to spend five minutes telling a one-minute story,” Funt notes. “Yet, until recently, comedians haven’t ripped him nearly as much as his supporters might fear and his opponents would wish. So what’s the deal with that? ‘There’s a lot of sensitivity around Biden,’ notes Dana Carvey, the veteran comic who specializes in presidential humor. Mr. Carvey told me that for a while after the 2020 election, many liberal comedians felt they were in a ‘vise grip,’ squeezed between their own political views and the desire to get laughs. ‘Has politics gotten so serious and so entrenched that we have something bigger than our jokes right now?’ he asks. ‘Some comedy writers feel they can’t do something that will sabotage their party and let the bad guy get leverage. I don’t think any of this is spoken out loud. It’s just obvious.’”
• Using critical race theory, gas stoves, and M&Ms as examples, progressive comedian Jeff Maurer expresses frustration with the left’s eagerness to mock conservative hyperventilation without acknowledging the kookiness that causes it. “When the right freaks out about M&Ms, Mr. Potato Head, Dr. Seuss, or a Twix commercial, we dismiss them as unserious,” he writes in his (explicit) I Might Be Wrong newsletter. “But it’s not like the left never obsesses over cartoons and dumb kiddie bull—t—we focus on that stuff all the g——-d time. It’s hypocritical to start a conversation about how the female rabbit from Space Jam is insufficiently ‘empowered’ and then mock those who prefer the thirst trap bunny from the ‘90s. We can’t invent the widely-despised word ‘Latinx’ as part of a relentless language-policing campaign and then dismiss Sarah Huckabee Sanders as frivolous when she bans the word immediately after becoming governor of Arkansas. We need to be consistent; either all of this stuff is a dumb culture war sideshow, or none of it is.”

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Toeing the Company Line

• The whole gang got back together for last night’s Dispatch Live (🔒), sending David off (on his birthday!) to the New York Times. Over the course of an hour, they unpacked the indictment of a former high-ranking FBI counterintelligence agent, dove into the latest in the increasingly bipartisan classified document saga, and shared some touching reflections on David’s time at The Dispatch. We’re glad to know we’ll be able to continue beating up on him in the company fantasy football league and we’ll continue to have his insights on Dispatch podcasts and our members-only livestreams. Members who missed the conversation can catch a rerun—either video or audio-only—by clicking here.
• On Tuesday’s episode of Advisory Opinions, David and Sarah chatted with a man who knows a thing or two about special counsels: Rod Rosenstein. Tune in for a conversation with the former deputy attorney general about all the latest DOJ drama, and some of Sarah and David’s more tepid SCOTUS takes.
• David certainly isn’t slumping to the finish line! On today’s episode of The Dispatch Podcast, he’s joined by Kmele Foster for an explainer-style look at the Twitter Files—and what they mean for Big Tech, the First Amendment, and more.
• Jonah is joined by Duke University’s Bruce Caldwell on today’s episode of The Remnant for a conversation about the life and work of Friedrich Hayek, about whom Caldwell just published a biography. How did Hayek rise to prominence? What was he like as a man? How should we view his contributions today?
• As noted above, Rep. Thomas Massie and two other Freedom Caucus members on the House Rules Committee could mean trouble for Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s agenda, Haley reports in Tuesday’s Uphill. “Because of a deal McCarthy made with his Freedom Caucus critics to secure the speakership,” she writes, “those three members could exercise veto power over GOP leadership’s plans—and can enforce the parts of the deal with McCarthy that assured a more open legislative process.” 
• In this week’s edition of The Sweep (🔒), Sarah breaks down where the GOP primary contenders’ skills lie—and where they don’t. “Anyone who has worked with DeSantis can tell you that he isn’t a retail politician,” Sarah writes. “But the only real question is whether voters will care. Do retail politics matter anymore?” 
• In Tuesday’s Boiling Frogs (🔒), Nick has some theories about why anti-vaccine sentiment seems only to be hardening. “Pandemic fatigue and political conformism are two factors in growing anti-vaxxism,” he suggests. “Another: Twitter. It might not be real life, but it can affect real life.”
• On the site today, Charlotte digs into Russia’s notorious Wagner group, Keith Whittington looks at Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ often hypocritical approach to intellectual freedom, and Jonah argues that honesty is the best policy when it comes to discovering classified documents in your private residence.

Let Us Know

Speaking of Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster, what do you consider the best concert you’ve ever been to? What made it so great?