A Hunger for the False Transcendence of Crowds

Hi,

Here’s a fun question: If only men had tails, would we have to wear them inside our pants or outside? Okay, now, what if only women had tails?

Here’s another. How much money would it take for you to accept this deal: I’ll pay you X amount, but you have to take a pill that makes your nostril hairs grow like normal hair. and you can’t cut them for 5 yea…