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The Pirate Skiff Comes Ashore

The Pirate Skiff Comes Ashore

Dear Reader (especially those of you who stayed with me in the wilderness lo, these ...

Liberalism and Its Malcontents

Liberalism and Its Malcontents

Dear Reader (including all the haters and losers who are angry that I dared to ...

The Kavanaugh Junk Is Bunk

Dear Reader (including all of you who insist on novelty in these “Dear Reader” gags), ...

The Commanding Heights Are No Laughing Matter

Dear Reader (including those of you don’t get the jokes), Andrew Yang began an answer ...

Don’t Sniff the Sharpie Week

Dear Reader (particularly the storm-ravaged residents of Alabama), To borrow a term from social science, ...

Joe Walsh Will Not Save Us

Dear Reader (including the poor Biden staffers who have to white-knuckle their armrests when not ...

Our Staring Contest With the Abyss

Dear Reader (including Seth Moulton, whoever he is!), Sometimes I think the zombie apocalypse is ...

Greenland Should Be Ours

Dear Reader (and all the future Americans of Greenland), “Why can’t you say anything nice ...

Taking a Step Back From the News Cycle

Dear Reader/ Cher lecteur (including my minders from the Ministry of Canadian Security and Bilingualism/ ...

The Dangerous Fantasies of Would-Be Presidents

Dear Reader (including all of the retiring Republican congressmen who got tired of all the ...

Racism and the Right

Dear Reader (particularly those of you looking for Mueller-free content), Let’s leave what you’ve said ...

The Mob Ascendant

The Mob Ascendant The spirit of the mob is taking over our politics. Dear Reader ...

The Trumpian Flood

The Trumpian Flood The deluges of nonsense in our political era are changing the ecosystem ...

Steampunk Politics

Steampunk Politics Many things in our politics that seem new are actually quite old. Dear ...

The Lurking Negans

The Lurking Negans Forces left and right are threatening to return civilization to the state ...