Greenland Should Be Ours

Dear Reader (and all the future Americans of Greenland),

“Why can’t you say anything nice about Donald Trump?!”

I hear this a lot, though not always in this G-Rated phrasing. I’ll skip past all the different responses I have to these sorts of questions and cut to the chase:

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