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Quick Hits: Today’s Top Stories

• The U.S. State Department on Wednesday formally accused Russia of using chemical weapons in its war against Ukraine. American officials said that Russia has repeatedly deployed chloropicrin, a choking agent used extensively in World War I, to “dislodge” Ukrainian positions, leading the U.S. to impose sanctions on companies with ties to Russia’s chemical weapons program. Anatoly Antonov, Russia’s ambassador to the United States, called the accusations “odious and unsubstantiated.”
• Turkey stopped all trade with Israel on Thursday over the “worsening humanitarian tragedy in Palestine,” the Turkish Trade Ministry said in a statement. The move follows restrictions Turkey imposed in April on the export of products like cement and jet fuel to Israel. “Turkey will firmly and decisively implement these new measures until the government of Israel allows an uninterrupted and sufficient flow of humanitarian aid to Gaza,” the ministry said.
• At least 29 people have died and 60 are missing after heavy rains and mudslides in Rio Grande do Sul, the southernmost state in Brazil, authorities said on Thursday. The flooding has displaced more than 10,000 people in what the state’s governor, Eduardo Leite, described as “the worst climate disaster that our state ever faced.”
• President Joe Biden on Thursday criticized anti-Israel protesters on college campuses while affirming the right to peaceful protest in his first prepared remarks on the subject since the wave of encampments began two weeks ago. “Dissent is essential for democracy,” Biden said. “But dissent must never lead to disorder.” When asked if the protests had any influence on his Middle East policy, Biden answered, “No.” Meanwhile, the Los Angeles Police Department cleared the University of California, Los Angeles encampment on Thursday morning, making 209 arrests. 
• Arizona Democratic Gov. Katie Hobbs on Thursday signed into law a repeal of the state’s 1864 abortion law, which banned abortions from the moment of conception with exceptions only to save the life of the mother. The repeal passed Arizona’s Republican-controlled Senate in a 16-14 vote earlier this week after two Republicans, along with all 14 Democrats, supported the legislation. The repeal will not go into effect until 90 days after the state legislature adjourns sometime this summer, at which point the state’s 15-week prohibition passed in 2022 will take effect. The 1864 ban could go into force briefly over the summer since Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes’ office estimates the April state Supreme Court decision that allowed the 1864 law to supersede the 2022 regulations will enter into force on June 27. Planned Parenthood Arizona filed a motion with the state Supreme Court on Thursday asking it to block that April decision until after the repeal can go into effect.
• Meanwhile, a six-week abortion ban took effect in Florida on Wednesday, after the state’s Supreme Court decided last month that its constitution does not provide a right to abortion access. However, Florida voters will decide the future of the six-week ban in November in a vote on a constitutional amendment that would make abortion broadly legal in Florida if passed.

Chaos Reigns on College Campuses

WASHINGTON—On the quad at George Washington University (GW) on Thursday afternoon, a statue of the school’s namesake loomed over the scores of people in medical masks chanting, “We do not engage with Zionists ever,” and, “Divest now or go to hell.” 

A Palestinian flag was tied around Washington’s neck like a cape, and a smaller flag had been placed in his hand. Someone had wrapped the first president’s bronze head in at least one keffiyeh—the cloth garment that has come to symbolize the anti-Israel protests—leaving only a slit for his eyes to watch as students, faculty, and random people wandering on H Street in Washington, D.C., banged pots together and hoisted signs.

Scribbled across the pedestal on which Washington stands was an acrostic: “Genocidal Warmongering University.” Behind him, a sea of tents populated the so-called “liberated” zone set up a week ago. A sign taped to a potted shrub nearby said, “Anti-zionism is not antisemitism.” Last week, a man was spotted there toting a sign with the words “final solution” emblazoned on it, a reference to Nazi Germany’s genocidal plans for Europe’s Jewish population during the Holocaust. On Thursday, someone told two counter-protesters waving American and Israeli flags that “we don’t want no rats here.” 

But according to one Georgetown University student who would only identify herself as “Lela,” there’s no antisemitism at these protests. “I think it’s a deeply untrue and racist mischaracterization of what the pro-Palestinian movement is fighting for,” she told TMD, adding that she is Jewish. “I think these accusations are baseless, they’re racist, and they were an attempt to distract from the actual genocide that is happening from the actual repression and violence and brutality you’re seeing in Gaza.”

Her contention notwithstanding, antisemitism has run provably rampant across dozens of U.S. college campuses over the last several weeks as students, faculty, and people entirely unaffiliated with the schools have established anti-Israel, pro-Palestinian encampments on university quads. With the end of the school year—and graduation ceremonies—approaching, university administrators are trying to put the anarchical genie back in the bottle as a large and bipartisan collection of politicians—now including President Joe Biden—condemn the vandalism, violence, and antisemitism that have emerged from the college tent cities. 

At the White House on Thursday—just blocks away from the keffiyeh-clad George—Biden delivered his first prepared remarks about the ongoing demonstrations. “We are not an authoritarian nation where we silence people or squash dissent,” he said. “But neither are we a lawless country. We are a civil society, and order must prevail.”

“There is no place for hate speech or violence of any kind,” he continued. “Whether it’s antisemitism, Islamophobia, or discrimination against Arab Americans or Palestinian Americans.”

The speech was over in less than five minutes, but it addressed an issue that threatens to …

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Worth Your Time

• For Aeon magazine, an astrophysicist who studies the possibility of “extraterrestrial intelligence” explored the overlap between the scientific search for intelligent life beyond Earth and fantastical UFO stories. “Looking at history shows that these two very different approaches to the question of extraterrestrial life are, in fact, linked, but not in a good way,” Adam Frank wrote. “For decades, scientists wanting to think seriously about life in the Universe faced what’s been called the ‘giggle factor,’ which was directly related to UFOs and their culture. More than once, the giggle factor came close to killing off the field known as SETI (the search for extraterrestrial intelligence). Now, with new discoveries and new technologies making astrobiology a mainstream frontier of astrophysics, understanding this history has become important for anyone trying to understand what comes next. But for me, as a researcher in the field of technosignatures (signs of advanced alien tech)—the new face of SETI—getting past the giggle factor poses an existential challenge.”
• Jonathan Chait argued in his latest New York Magazine column that, contrary to the narrative among some Democrats, Biden’s political troubles are with the center, not the progressive left. “Earlier this year, national pundits began connecting President Joe Biden’s poor standing in the presidential election with the revolt on the left over his policy on Gaza,” he wrote. “There’s no longer any evidence this is true. The polling average shows that, far from having a Michigan problem, Michigan is Biden’s best swing state, or his least-bad one, anyway. … The causes of Biden’s lagging campaign are banal. The inflation run-up of 2021–22 tanked his approval ratings, and his aged demeanor makes it harder for people to believe he is fixing the problem. That run-up has simultaneously made Trump’s presidency appear retrospectively better—a CNN poll found 55 percent of respondents consider Trump’s term a success. It is true that Biden is disproportionately shedding non-white Democrats to Trump. But that is totally consistent with the fact that Black and Latino Democrats are more moderate than white Democrats. When you lose votes in the center, the most moderate members of your coalition are the ones who defect.” 

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Washington Post: Biden Calls Ally Japan ‘Xenophobic’ Like China, Russia, At Campaign Event

“Why is China stalling so badly economically? Why is Japan having trouble? Why is Russia? Why is India? Because they’re xenophobic. They don’t want immigrants,” he continued. “Immigrants are what makes us strong. Not a joke. That’s not hyperbole, because we have an influx of workers who want to be here and just contribute,” he added.

In the Zeitgeist 

Russell Moore, editor-in-chief of Christianity Today, spoke to actor Ethan Hawke about his film “Wildcat,” which focuses on the life of Flannery O’Connor.

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• Alex fact-checked misleading claims that international students make up a majority of Columbia and Northeastern’s undergraduate and post-graduate population. 
• In the newsletters: Will explored how the reclamation of old infrastructure has dramatically improved American cities, Mike and Sarah looked into which parts of Trump’s New York trial are breaking through to low-information voters, and Nick unpacked (🔒) Ron DeSantis’ decision to ban lab-grown meat in Florida. 
• On the podcasts: Sarah is joined by Jonah and Steve on the Dispatch Podcast to discuss the college protests of today and 1968, Trump’s Time magazine interview, and more.
• On the site: John and Drucker report on how negotiations over the TikTok ban played out and Kevin explains what an indictment against Rick Perry might tell us about Trump’s trials.