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Dear Reader (including Roger Stone, who will now have time to catch up on past editions of this “news”letter),

“Not as outlandish as it could be.”

If the Sweet Meteor of Death ever took its appointment calendar seriously, that would be a pretty good coda for the grand symphony of asininity that has been the soundtrack of our lives these last few years.