Advisory Opinions

Untested Theories

"The great thing about America is that everyone gets their decade in court."

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Is That A Mein Kampf In Your Pocket?

The coup is complete.

Spies, Shredders, and Mistaken Identities

Looks at documents. Glances at shredder. Looks at documents.

Rod Rosenstein Talks Special Counsels

There's a reason classified documents are in "cool folders"

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Surprise by Cert

“We want to see some big stuff in arguments."

Stop Doing This

Classified documents everywhere.

Is It Windbreaker Time, Yet?

Also, a tribute to "the lawyer we couldn't imagine."

Be Not So Sensitive

Bump stocks and MAGA hats.

Confession by Stand-Up

The border crisis is not a pandemic crisis.

Everybody Wants A Little More Pandemic

This is why you go to law school.

Between Persuasion and Coercion

The FBI spends their time on dumb stuff.

Twitter, Trafficking, and Section 230

A talk about the unpalatable.

Depends What You Mean By “Shall”

It's immigration day.

Is This a Lollapalooza?

He may not know Lollapalooza, but he does know Arrakis.

Special Master No More

When SCOTUS sounded like a Senate hearing.

The Brooding Omnipresence of the Law

I practiced the law, I practically perfected it.