Niger Orders American Exit

Happy Thursday! The United States is now the 23rd happiest country in the world, according to the annual World Happiness Report, falling out of the top 20 in the global index for the first time due largely to discontented Americans in their twenties. 

But nobody bothered to talk to any members of the Morning Dispatch team—the cheeriest 20-somethings around—when they were compiling the data. 

Quick Hits: Today’s Top Stories

• The Federal Reserve on Wednesday held its benchmark interest rate steady—at a range of 5.25 to 5.5 percent—following a higher-than-expected inflation reading earlier this month. “We know that reducing policy restraint too soon or too much could result in a reversal of the progress we have seen on inflation and ultimately require even tighter policy to get inflation back to 2 percent,” Fed Chair Jerome Powell told reporters following the decision. The stock market rallied, however, after updated projections from the central bank showed a majority of Federal Open Markets Committee members forecasting three rate cuts in 2024.
• The Environmental Protection Agency issued a final rule on Wednesday limiting vehicle tailpipe emissions in an effort to push manufacturers toward electric vehicles. The new regulations target light-duty vehicles—like cars and SUVs—and require manufacturers to limit how many pollutants cars in model years 2027-2032 can emit. The rule, while aggressive, is less stringent than the agency’s original April 2023 proposal, which would have required some 60 percent of all vehicles in the 2030 model year to be electric. The final rule issued this week, however, would likely see some 30 to 40 percent of the 2030 pool be EVs, depending on the level of emissions from the other cars in the model year.
• A State Department spokesperson announced Wednesday that the agency is organizing daily helicopter flights out of Port-au-Prince, Haiti, to evacuate American citizens to the neighboring Dominican Republic as the situation in the violence-plagued Caribbean country continues to deteriorate. According to the spokesperson, more than 30 people will be able to leave the capital every day, and 15 people were airlifted on Wednesday. On Sunday, a government-chartered flight from the northern city of Cap-Haitien brought 37 Americans back to the United States. 
• North Korean state media claimed Wednesday that the country had successfully tested a new solid-fuel engine for hypersonic missiles capable of reaching U.S. targets in the region, like Guam or Alaska. The reported test came just a day after North Korea fired ballistic missiles off its east coast during Secretary of State Antony Blinken’s visit to Seoul, South Korea.
• Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar unexpectedly announced his resignation on Wednesday—one year ahead of planned elections—as his party, Fine Gael, polls poorly against nationalist party Sinn Féin. “I believe this government can be re-elected and my party can gain seats,” he said. “But after careful consideration and soul searching, I believe a new [prime minister] and leader will be better placed to do that.” He will officially step down when his party selects a new leader in April but plans to continue to serve as a member of parliament for his constituency.
• Vietnamese President Vo Van Thuong resigned on Wednesday, just a year after he was first elected to the role. The Vietnamese Communist Party, which controls the country, said in a statement accepting his resignation that Thuong had violated party rules—though the statement did not specify his offenses. Thuong’s resignation from the largely ceremonial role comes amid an anti-graft campaign that forced his predecessor’s ouster last year. 
• Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee, who is overseeing the trial in Fulton County district attorney Fani Willis’ sprawling racketeering case against former President Donald Trump, granted Trump and his co-defendants permission to appeal his recent decision allowing Willis to stay on as prosecutor despite her longtime romantic relationship with Nathan Wade, the former special prosecutor on the case. Trump’s lawyers now have 10 days to file an appeal with the Georgia Court of Appeals, which will have 45 days to decide whether to take it up. In the meantime, “The Court intends to continue addressing the many other unrelated pending pretrial motions,” McAfee wrote in his order.

‘There Are No Winners in This’

U.S. State Department and Pentagon officials traveled to Niamey, the capital of Niger, last week for talks with the West African nation’s ruling military junta. The delegation’s stated goal was to “continue ongoing discussions” on the resumption of American security cooperation with the Nigerien military and putting the country back on a path toward democratic governance.

We wish we could have been a fly on the wall for those conversations, because they apparently did not go very well. Fewer than four days after the trip concluded, Col. Maj. Amadou Abdramane, a spokesperson for the military government, went on state television to announce the end of Niger’s security pact with the United States.

“The government of Niger, taking into account the aspirations and interests of its people, revokes, with immediate effect, the agreement concerning the status of United States military personnel and civilian Defense Department employees,” Abdramane said Saturday. The declaration throws into limbo the status of both …

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Worth Your Time

• How did critiques of “late-stage capitalism” replace screeds against “The Man” in popular discourse? And what is the actual meaning of those ubiquitous complaints? “If there’s one unifying theme here, it’s that capitalism is not an economic model in these gripes—not really,” Jeremiah Johnson wrote in American Purpose. “It’s more of a blame-the-system impulse. People are either mad at the state of things, or they at least want to signal that they are. It feels sophisticated to blame ‘capitalism’ (or ‘America’ or ‘individualism’), and it’s less work than actually deep diving into the guts of policy and figuring out the specific steps needed to correct the issue. Easier to blame late-stage capitalism, completely blind to the irony that people have been talking about ‘late capitalism’ for around 100 years. Late capitalism was a term before our grandparents were born, and there will still be people talking about it when our grandchildren are old. There are of course a few lonely souls who can actually define capitalism correctly and make coherent arguments about it. Rare as they may be, some people actually are writing detailed critiques of capitalism as an economic system. Good for them, even if I think they tend to be wrong more often than right. I hope they keep going. But that’s not the typical way this argument goes. The typical way it goes is basically two words: ‘Ugh, capitalism.’ There’s no escaping this, not until we have another generational shift and complaining about capitalism becomes as culturally passé as complaining about The Man Keeping You Down. It’s likely that as capitalism replaced The Man, some other boogeyman-societal-force will replace capitalism a few decades from now. In the meantime, we should at least notice the pattern.”

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ESPN: Dodgers Fire Shohei Ohtani’s Interpreter Amid Allegation of ‘Massive Theft’

The Los Angeles Dodgers interpreter for Shohei Ohtani was fired Wednesday afternoon after questions surrounding at least $4.5 million in wire transfers sent from Ohtani’s bank account to a bookmaking operation set off a series of events.

Ippei Mizuhara, the longtime friend and interpreter for Ohtani, incurred the gambling debts to a Southern California bookmaking operation that is under federal investigation, multiple sources told ESPN. How he came to lose his job started with reporters asking questions about the wire transfers.

Initially, a spokesman for Ohtani told ESPN the slugger had transferred the funds to cover Mizuhara’s gambling debt. The spokesman presented Mizuhara to ESPN for a 90-minute interview Tuesday night, during which Mizuhara laid out his account in great detail. However, as ESPN prepared to publish the story Wednesday, the spokesman disavowed Mizuhara’s account and said Ohtani’s lawyers would issue a statement.

“In the course of responding to recent media inquiries, we discovered that Shohei has been the victim of a massive theft, and we are turning the matter over to the authorities,” read the statement from Berk Brettler LLP.

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