Jonah’s Zombie Bet

Sarah's liking her odds.

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With a hot take that went bad faster than a wheel of cheese on a tanning bed, Jonah dials in to see whether Sarah and Steve can cut him into the bet. Is Biden planning to sit out the 2024 elections, as Jonah argues, or is he actually planning to announce next week, as The Washington Post reported mere hours after recording this podcast? Only history will tell.

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  1. Billwippy

    How on Earth did the Republic survive all these years with presidential candidates waiting until the actual election year before declaring their candidacy????

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    Patrick

    If 2024 election is somehow between:

    Biden
    Trump
    Beloved Apolitical Celebrity X (Charles Barkley, The Rock, Bill Murray, for example)

    The Celebrity wins easily, right?

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    1. StripesW

      When you put it like that, President Barkley does have a certain ring to it...

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    Pastorfbt

    The noise about the Biden announcement next week (?) is removing a lot of uncertainty? Or is that a head fake?

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    1. Adaam James

      Seems to. The conversation was recorded mere hours before reports came out about Biden's impending announcement. The Council of Elders decided to publish nonetheless, to keep a record of Jonah's zombified argument.

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        Pastorfbt

        We'll see. Oh yes, precious, we'll see...
        Somehow channeling Gollum seems to fit.

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