Jonah Goldberg spends ninety minutes plotting his transition to telethon moderation, lambasting the youth, and reminding the new GOP that you can’t pick and choose who gets universal rights. Plus: further ruminations on the bond market and the anniversary of the shot heard ‘round the world.

Show Notes:
— The Fair Jessica for The Dispatch: ”Revenge of the Title IX Dads”
—Advisory Opinions on Humphrey’s Executor
—The Wall Street Journal: “Meet MAGA’s Favorite Communist”
—G-File: “The Shot Heard Round—and Round and Round—the World”
—Irving Kristol: “The American Revolution as a Successful Revolution”