The Bell Tolls For Ye

Howdy,
This has been one of the longest stretches I’ve gone in years without writing a G-File (“If you include ‘writing a good G-File,’ it’s more like decades.’”—The Couch).
So, to get back in the groove, let’s start with some extended barrel-scraping.
Dinesh D’Souza floated a doozy of a “just asking questions” theory a few days ago: