Dear Reader (Including those of you who didn’t know we needed more Muppet Show theme song pumped into American life), 

A guy falls off the edge of the Grand Canyon. As he’s falling, he sees this little twig on the edge of the canyon and grabs it. But then the roots start coming out, and he realizes he’s going to fall again. He looks heavenward and says, “God, why me? I’m a good man. I work hard, I pay my taxes, I take care of my family, I’m a good citizen. Why me?” 

And then a thunderous voice says, “Son, there’s just something about you I don’t like.”

By Bill Clinton’s own account, it was his “favorite joke.”