Taking Racism Seriously—And Literally

Dear Reader (Including this panda eating a carrot),
Some of you may have seen the episode of Seinfeld in which Jerry tries to return a jacket. He says he wants to return it for “spite” because he didn’t care for the salesman who sold it to him.
He’s told he can’t return a jacket simply for spite. The manager is called in.
Manager: “That’s true. You can’t return an item based purely on spite.”