Happy Friday! Singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran announced this week he will release the final album of his mathematics era, −, later this spring. He’s already published +, x, ÷, and =.
Come on, Ed, let’s get crazy. What about ∑, π, and √ ? Or γ, ∫, and Dx y! We just know Poisson(λ) would be nominated for a Grammy.
Quick Hits: Today’s Top Stories
- The Biden administration unveiled its first national cybersecurity strategy on Thursday, providing a roadmap of laws and regulations aimed at preparing the country’s cyber infrastructure for emerging threats. The 40-page document prepared by the Office of the National Cyber Director outlines the five pillars driving the administration’s cyber policy: defending critical infrastructure; disrupting and dismantling threat actors; shaping market forces to drive security and resilience; investing in a resilient future; and forging international partnerships.
- Secretary of State Antony Blinken spoke to Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov at a meeting of G20 foreign ministers on Thursday, marking their first in-person conversation since Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. In the 10-minute encounter, Blinken reportedly pledged the United States’ continued support for Ukraine, urged Russia not to abandon the New START arms control agreement, and demanded the release of Paul Whelan, an American citizen held by Russia since 2018.
- The Taiwanese Defense Ministry announced yesterday 21 Chinese military jets were detected in Taiwan’s air defense identification zone Thursday morning, one day after the U.S. State Department approved the potential sale of F-16 fighter jets and related material worth $619 billion to Taiwan.
- A bipartisan group of senators—including Ohio Sens. Sherrod Brown and JD Vance—introduced the Railway Safety Act of 2023, aimed at staving off future hazardous derailments like the one in East Palestine, Ohio, last month. It’s not clear any of the legislation’s provisions would have prevented the East Palestine disaster were it in effect, but the act would raise the maximum fine the U.S. Department of Transportation can levy for safety violations from $225,000 to 1 percent of a railroad’s annual operating income, set a two-person minimum for train crews, and require more emergency response plans and hazardous material training. President Joe Biden encouraged lawmakers to send the bill to his desk, and Norfolk Southern CEO Alan Shaw has agreed to testify before the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee next week.
- The third place finisher in Nigeria’s recent presidential election, Peter Obi, vowed on Thursday to overturn his defeat in court, citing thus-far unverified claims of fraud and voter suppression. Obi ran as an outsider against candidates—Atiku Abubakar and the victor, Bola Tinubu—supported by the two major parties, and he has 21 days from the March 1 announcement of the results to file his claim contesting the outcome.
- The annual rate of inflation in the Eurozone ticked down to 8.5 percent in February from 8.6 percent in January, the European Union statistics agency reported Thursday—a slower decline than anticipated. Prices fell in the energy sector, from 15 percent year-over-year in January to 14.1 percent in February, but rose in other sectors of the economy, including food and services. The continued high prices will likely result in the European Central Bank raising interest rates yet again.
- President Biden said Thursday he will not veto a GOP-led bill—supported by a handful of Democrats—that would roll back changes to the D.C. criminal code eliminating some mandatory minimum sentences and reducing maximum penalties for crimes like carjacking and illegal possession of a firearm. The measure, which would repeal updates to the code the D.C. Council passed over Democratic Mayor Muriel Bowser’s veto, is likely to pass with bipartisan support.
- Democratic California Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s office announced Thursday the senator, 89, was hospitalized in California this week to receive treatment for shingles but plans to return to Washington later this month. With Democratic Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman currently hospitalized for clinical depression, the Senate stands at a 49-49 split between Republicans and Democrats.
- The House Ethics Committee unanimously voted Tuesday to investigate embattled Republican New York Rep. George Santos, the committee announced Thursday. The investigative subcommittee will attempt to determine if Santos violated federal conflict of interest laws, lied on paperwork submitted to the House of Representatives, or engaged in sexual misconduct towards a prospective employee of his office.
- The Department of Labor reported Thursday initial jobless claims—a proxy for layoffs—decreased by 2,000 week-over-week to a seasonally-adjusted 190,000 claims last week, indicating an historically tight labor market.
Meat Market or Lab?

The Department of Energy may have only “low confidence” in its assessment that COVID-19 likely originated in a lab, but Republicans long criticized for their openness to the idea are still celebrating the agency’s conclusion—so much so, in fact, that you might think the report was accompanied by a little vial labeled “Nov. 2019 Wuhan COVID Recipe—Do Not Remove!”
“There was always enormous evidence that the Wuhan coronavirus leaked from the Wuhan lab,” asserted former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, “I’m glad the Department of Energy recognizes this reality.” Sen. Tom Cotton—previously excoriated as a conspiracy theorist for voicing his belief that the virus originated in a lab—also took a victory lap. “The only conspiracy back in the early part of 2020 was a conspiracy of silence,” he told Fox News.
Worth Your Time
- As Mark Twain once said, “There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics.” So it is with two of the indices the Federal Reserve watches to gauge inflation. The Consumer Price Index (CPI) and Personal Consumption Expenditures Price Index have told a similar inflation story over the past two years, but they may start to diverge in the coming months. “Markets are now betting that inflation, as measured by the 12-month change in the consumer-price index, will fall to about 2.8% by October, from 6.4% in January,” Gwynn Guilford writes in the Wall Street Journal. “Normally, CPI inflation runs a bit higher than inflation measured by the Commerce Department’s personal-consumption expenditures (PCE) price index. If that relationship holds, markets’ CPI forecast implies PCE inflation would drop to around 2.5%. That would imply the Federal Reserve’s work is nearly done because it prefers the PCE to the CPI index, and uses PCE as the basis for its 2% inflation target. But differences in how the two indexes are constructed mean the historical wedge might shrink or even invert as CPI inflation comes down much faster than PCE inflation. ‘For the Fed, the messaging could be kind of tricky,’ said Veronica Clark, economist at Citi. ‘They target PCE, technically, so as long as PCE remains high, they can’t declare victory.’”
- A few weeks ago, we shared the first-person account, published in the Free Press, of a whistleblower who criticized Washington University’s Transgender Center at St. Louis Children’s Hospital and the institution’s treatment of its patients. These debates are only just beginning, and in the spirit of fostering thoughtful discussions, take a few minutes to read another perspective, as reported by Colleen Schrappen for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. “Almost two dozen parents of children seen at the clinic, which opened in 2017, say their experiences sharply contradict the examples supplied by Jamie Reed, a case manager who left the WU center after being employed there for more than four years,” Schrappen writes. “Patients recounted that the staff explained procedures using both medical and everyday vocabulary. ‘The doctor reached out to me after hours to answer my questions and make sure I understood what my treatment plan was,’ said a 16-year-old from the St. Louis area. Rather than the ‘rapid medicalization’ and ‘poor assessment of mental health concerns’ that Reed cited in a complaint sent to [Missouri Attorney General Andrew] Bailey in January, parents reported a well-defined, step-by-step approach that could be halted at any time.”
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Toeing the Company Line
- In the newsletters: Nick explains why (🔒) he’s truly a NeverTrumper, even if that means voting for a candidate he finds somewhat distasteful. “Don’t overthink it,” he writes. “‘Never’ means never. I’d go as far as to say that there’s nothing Ron DeSantis could say or do to make me prefer Trump to him in a primary short of attempting a coup in Florida that would install him as governor of life.”
- On the podcasts: Jonah, Sarah, and Kevin take to The Dispatch Podcast to discuss the diminishing returns on political endorsements, Fox News’ lies to its audience, and the latest developments in the COVID origins saga. Plus: a Jonah rant on journalistic integrity.
- On the site: Price reports on what the end of pandemic-era benefits might mean for millions of Medicaid enrollees and David Boaz looks at the ideological leaning of the latest Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations.
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