Hey everybody,
This is one of those notes to let you know there will be no G-File today. I wrote roughly 3,000 words for one over the last 24 hours while doing a bunch of other stuff in D.C. and New York. The only problem is: They’re in the wrong order. Well, in fairness, a lot of the words are in the right order, but the sentences and paragraphs, not so much. And given that I am working on about two and a half hours of sleep, trying to fix it all makes me feel like someone put the pieces from three different jigsaw puzzles in the same box and I gotta figure out how to put it all together.
I can’t do it. So I’m not gonna try any more. My sincere apologies, because I despise missing deadlines.
I’m also sorry to bother you with this email. But when I don’t send an email saying there will be no G-File, a lot of people get angry about it. And I don’t want to make you angry.
Again, I’m sorry. See you Friday. (“No, you won’t. This is a ‘news’letter.”—The Couch)
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