Does Anything Matter?

We begin today with the pessimist’s credo: It’s never the wrong time to despair.
That includes a Friday before everyone’s favorite springtime holiday weekend.
In that spirit, forgive me for posing an unwelcome question. Does anything matter?
Not with respect to life or existence, I mean—although, being irreligious, perhaps I’ll write that column someday. I mean with respect to the presidential primary.