Happy Wednesday! We can’t decide which unnecessary reboot rumored to be in the works excites us more: Shrek or Harry Potter.

Quick Hits: Today’s Top Stories

• Former President Donald Trump pleaded not guilty in a Manhattan court on Tuesday to 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in the first degree, marking the first time a former or sitting president has been criminally indicted. Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg alleged Trump concealed hush money payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels as part of a larger effort to skirt federal and New York election law, but the charges rely on an untested legal theory and a conviction is far from a slam dunk.
• A three-judge panel of the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals on Tuesday denied Trump’s effort to block former aides from testifying before special counsel Jack Smith’s grand jury investigating his efforts to subvert the 2020 election results. The sealed order follows several rulings in favor of Smith compelling testimony from multiple high-profile figures, including former Vice President Mike Pence.
• The Biden administration announced a new $2.6 billion security assistance package for Ukraine on Tuesday, tapping into previously approved congressional aid to send Ukraine HIMARS ammunition, air defense interceptors, artillery and tank ammunition, grenade launchers, trucks, and mortars. The air defense systems will help Ukraine defend itself against the uptick of missile attacks from Russia ahead of Ukrainian forces’ likely spring counteroffensive.
• Finland officially joined NATO Tuesday, more than doubling the alliance’s border with Russia and prompting the Kremlin to take unspecified “countermeasures” to bolster its security. Turkey still opposes Sweden’s accession to NATO over accusations it fosters groups Ankara considers terrorists.
• U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) announced Tuesday it carried out a strike in Syria earlier in the day that killed a senior ISIS leader, Aydd al-Jabouri, allegedly responsible for organizing terrorist attacks in Turkey and Europe. CENTCOM didn’t specify the strike’s location but said no civilians were killed or injured.
• The Labor Department reported Tuesday job openings fell from 10.6 million in January to 9.9 million in February, dropping below 10 million for the first time in two years in a sign demand for workers is easing despite a still-tight labor market. 
• The United Kingdom’s Information Commissioner’s Office—a data watchdog agency—fined TikTok $15.9 million dollars Tuesday, accusing the company of breaking U.K. data protection laws by allowing children under 13 to use the app despite its own age limits. According to the ICO, Tik Tok didn’t do enough to screen for underage users.
• Brandon Johnson, a progressive county commissioner and teachers’ union organizer, won Chicago’s mayoral runoff with 51.4 percent of the vote on Tuesday, besting Paul Vallas, the former CEO of Chicago Public Schools. Just north, liberal Judge Janet Protasiewicz was elected to the Wisconsin Supreme Court in a runoff election, garnering 55.5 percent of the vote to beat conservative Judge Daniel Kelly and flip the ideological balance of the state’s Supreme Court.
• Axios reported Tuesday that Democratic North Carolina State Rep. Tricia Cotham is expected to flip her party affiliation to Republican, giving the GOP a supermajority in the middle of a legislative session to oppose Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper’s agenda. The new veto-proof majority could impose new abortion limits previously halted by the threat of the governor’s veto.
• Former JPMorgan vice president Kellen Curry, a Republican, announced plans to run for New York’s 3rd Congressional District—becoming GOP Rep. George Santos’ first 2024 primary challenger. 
• Meanwhile, Scott Parkinson—a former chief of staff to then-Rep. Ron DeSantis—announced Monday he is seeking the GOP nomination to oppose incumbent Democratic Sen. Tim Kaine next year in Virginia.
• The super PAC backing Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ prospective presidential bid has reportedly raised $30 million since March 9—more than half of it from donors outside Florida. A state-level pro-DeSantis PAC reportedly has an additional $82 million that could also be transferred to fund a presidential campaign.
• Roy McGrath, former chief-of-staff to Larry Hogan when he was Maryland’s governor, died Monday in a confrontation with the FBI following a 21-day manhunt after he failed to appear at a federal court in Baltimore. Whether McGrath shot himself or was shot by an FBI agent is not yet clear, but he faced embezzlement and wire-fraud charges over a roughly $250,000 severance package he received when he left his post as the head of the Maryland Environmental Service to join Hogan’s office.

Is There a There There?

Of all the days to have a quiet City Hall wedding in lower Manhattan, these two certainly picked the loudest.

The happy couple emerged from City Hall next to a crowd that included three members of Congress, a man decked in MAGA gear spinning basketballs on an American flag, Times Square’s infamous naked cowboy, and a New York-based member of your TMD team—all waiting for the arrival and arraignment of former President Donald Trump. Congratulations to the newlyweds! May you have better timing on future life milestones.

As expected—and relentlessly documented by hours of cable news footage featuring planes flying, cars driving, and police officers standing around—Trump traveled to a Manhattan courthouse yesterday and pleaded not guilty to 34 low-level felonies related to alleged hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels ahead of the 2016 presidential election. District Attorney Alvin Bragg still needs to prove his case in court, but the indictment and statement of facts released yesterday broadly matched earlier reporting—and generally failed to convince even anti-Trump legal analysts that the charges will stick. 

Worth Your Time 

• This spring marks 20 years since the Bush administration launched the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief (PEPFAR), a comprehensive initiative to address the AIDS epidemic sweeping Sub-Saharan Africa. The evidence, Josh Zumbrun argues in the Wall Street Journal, makes clear the program was an unmitigated success. “For 2003, the year the plan was launched, the Joint United Nations Programme on HIV/AIDS estimated that two million people died of AIDS, a number that had been rising relentlessly since the disease’s emergence,” he writes. “The number peaked in 2005 and began to fall. For 2021, UNAIDS estimated the disease caused 650,000 deaths.” To more definitively link the decline to PEPFAR, researchers isolated the 12 African countries the program initially focused on and compared trends to similar nations: “These countries were ‘all tracking the same way in the five to six years prior’ to the launch of the U.S. AIDS initiative, Dr. [Eran] Bendavid said. Then, as soon as the program begins in the focus countries, ‘you see the number of antiretrovirals goes way up, mortality goes way down’—but in the nonfocus countries mortality continues to rise.”
• Ukrainian Ambassador to the U.S. Oksana Markova is doing the important work of diplomacy for her war-torn country—at D.C.’s most exclusive parties, Ben Terris reports for the Washington Post. “For Markarova, being in the mix—to use the local parlance—actually comes closer to being a matter of life and death,” he writes. “She is the face of her country in this all-important foreign capital at a time when Ukraine cannot afford to be anything but highly visible to influential Americans. That can mean whipsawing, mentally, between the fog of war and the din of polite company. It can mean hearing about people she knows dying—and then, moments later, walking into a room full of expectant strangers with a gracious smile. ‘If you want to explain to people and engage people who are not at war, you have to engage them in a way they understand,’ the ambassador says. ‘So, if I were to go in military camouflage everywhere and say, ‘It’s war! It’s war! Wake up!’ people would say I’m, you know, a crazy person.’ You can’t cry at a party, either. It might make people uncomfortable. It might make people think she’s weak, when the moment requires strength. So, she smiles. ‘But that doesn’t mean I didn’t cry after,’ she says.”

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• What was it like in front of the Manhattan courthouse where Trump was arraigned? What effect will the indictment have on the primaries? Is Ron DeSantis the next Richard Nixon? Kevin was joined by Drucker and TMD’s own Grayson Logue on last night’s Dispatch Live (🔒) to discuss all that and more. Members who missed the conversation can catch a rerun—either video or audio-only—by clicking here. 
• In the newsletters: Haley checks in on the debt ceiling negotiations in the House, Nick offers some (🔒) pre-punditry on the Wisconsin Supreme Court run-off, and Sarah predicts another (🔒) great migration. “Declining birth rates and blue → red migration will have fascinating cultural effects in the long term,” she writes. “But the political effects may be greater in the short term because of all the things we don’t yet know.” 
• On the podcasts: Jonah talks UFOs with Hot Air’s weekend editor Jazz Shaw in an eagerly awaited follow-up to last week’s episode with Avi Loeb.  
• On the site today: Jonah predicts that more Republican repudiations of Trump are on the horizon and Price takes a deep dive into the other legal woes facing the former president.

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If Alvin Bragg’s goal is to enforce the law fairly and without fear or favor, did he do the right thing by bringing these charges against Donald Trump?

If Alvin Bragg’s goal is to advance the Democratic Party’s political interests, did he do the right thing by bringing these charges against Donald Trump?