Happy Friday! Another one bites the dust: Longtime New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick announced on Thursday that he will part ways with the football team he led to nine Super Bowl appearances and six victories. Some will say he created the greatest, winningest dynasty in NFL history. New Yorkers, however, know better.

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• The U.S. and U.K. conducted airstrikes against Houthi targets in Yemen on Thursday night in response to the Iranian-backed group’s ongoing attacks against international shipping in the Red Sea. “These targeted strikes are a clear message that the United States and our partners will not tolerate attacks on our personnel or allow hostile actors to imperil freedom of navigation in one of the world’s most critical commercial routes,” President Joe Biden said in a statement released last night. “I will not hesitate to direct further measures to protect our people and the free flow of international commerce as necessary.” The airstrikes hit more than a dozen targets, including radar, launch sites, and weapons storage facilities, and followed increasingly strong warnings of “consequences” from Western nations should the Houthis not cease their aggression in the region. Also on Thursday, Iran’s navy boarded and seized a Greek oil tanker in the Gulf of Oman, escalating the maritime violence in the region against international vessels. The tanker was in the Strait of Hormuz—the world’s most important oil transit chokepoint—when it was taken, and could represent Iran’s own escalation in response to Western efforts to stop attacks on international trade ships led by the Yemeni Houthis.
• South Africa formally accused Israel of genocide before the U.N.’s International Court of Justice on Thursday, claiming the current war in Gaza is the latest in a long history of Israeli oppression against Palestinians and calling for the court to enforce an immediate ceasefire. “The violence and the destruction in Palestine and Israel did not begin on the 7th of October 2023,” said South African Minister of Justice Ronald Lamola. “The Palestinians have experienced systematic oppression and violence for the last 76 years.” Israel is delivering its response before the court today, where it will deny the accusations while alleging the terrorist group Hamas has exacerbated casualty numbers by embedding itself among civilian populations. Israel complies with rules of war, “but it does so in the face of Hamas’ utter contempt for the law,” Tal Becker, legal adviser for Israel’s Foreign Ministry, argued in his opening remarks. U.S. officials have rejected international accusations that Israel is perpetrating genocide.
• The Consumer Price Index rose 0.3 percent month-over-month and 3.4 percent annually in December, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reported Thursday, up slightly from 0.1 and 3.1 percent in November, respectively. December’s inflation figures came in above economists’ expectations, driven by an increase in shelter prices, though core inflation—a metric that strips out volatile food and energy prices—held steady at 0.3 percent month-over-month and decreased slightly to 3.9 percent annually.
• Hunter Biden pleaded not guilty to nine tax charges in a federal court in California on Thursday, in a case that alleges the president’s son failed to pay at least $1.4 million in federal taxes between 2016 through 2019. The younger Biden faces a separate federal indictment on gun charges in Delaware, and his legal troubles and business conduct have increasingly become a focus of congressional Republicans in recent months.

Taiwan Heads to the Polls

Taiwan will hold the world’s first major election of 2024 tomorrow, as citizens select the next president and legislature of the island democracy. China’s influence has loomed large over the contest—literally. During a media briefing on Tuesday, in which Taiwanese Foreign Minister Joseph Wu detailed the Chinese Communist Party’s (CCP) efforts to interfere in the election, an emergency alert went out warning that China had launched a rocket into space over the south of Taiwan. The Chinese-language alert made clear the rocket was a satellite launch, but much to the alarm of the foreign journalists in the room, the English translation read: “[Air-Raid Alert] Missile flyover Taiwan airspace, be aware.”  

The incident highlighted the real-world consequences of heightened tensions across the Taiwan Strait—something that will be top of mind as voters head to the polls tomorrow. The presidential election has featured tough rhetoric among the leading candidates, including claims that the fate of the island could hinge on the outcome. Such characterizations likely overstate the stakes of the race—the differences among the candidates are a matter of degree, not kind—but what may matter most for stability in the region is how the People’s Republic of China (PRC) reacts to …

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Worth Your Time 

• Ahead of the U.S. Supreme Court’s reconsideration of Chevron v. NRDC next week, former Secretary of Labor Eugene Scalia—son of the late Justice Antonin Scalia—reflects on how the original ruling, which instructed judges to defer to certain agencies the interpretations of statutes they administer, wound up so muddled. “Some agency heads not only don’t interpret; at times they’re indifferent to—even contemptuous of—the right legal answer,” Scalia wrote in the Wall Street Journal. “Many agency heads aren’t lawyers, and countless factors influence their decisions: the president’s goals, the forcefully stated views of a budget committee chairman, even anxiety about what the media will say and how that might affect the agency head’s prospects for some future job he’s eyeing. … The decider might say to his lawyers: ‘I hear you about legal risk. But I’m going to do what’s right. After all, it’s possible no one will sue over this rule. And if they do, I might win—you just admitted you can’t be 100% sure what the courts will say. And if I lose, then it’s on the judges. Everyone will know I did the right thing.’”
• With Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots parting ways yesterday, take a few minutes to read this 2009 profile of perhaps the greatest head coach in NFL history—and how he got there. “Belichick does not believe he is a genius, as he’s been labeled,” Seth Wickersham wrote for ESPN. “He does not think smart play-calling is about schematic wizardry. Rather, it’s about precision and mitigating risk. And so he provides his coaches with 10 plays for every possible game situation. And for all the gaudy numbers those plays have produced, he’s kept the Patriots’ playbook relatively simple. One ex-Pat who still has his New England playbook flipped through it recently, looking for a significant difference between it and others he’s studied around the NFL. ‘I’d need a few days,’ he said. The Patriots don’t run a slant differently from anyone else, he says. They just run it at the right time.”

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ABC News: President Joe Biden’s Record Age, 81, is an ‘Asset,’ First Lady Jill Biden Says

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Donald Trump, asked by a reporter at a press conference yesterday if he agreed with his legal team that he could not be prosecuted if he ordered Seal Team 6 to kill a political opponent:

“Any president has to have immunity.”

Toeing the Company Line

• In the newsletters: The Dispatch Politics crew reviewed a very busy day on the campaign trail, Michael and Sarah discussed the sticky issue of presidential immunity, and Nick weighed (🔒) the three doomed approaches to Trump’s dominance that were on display on Wednesday.
• On the podcasts: Sarah and Steve bid farewell (🔒) to Gov. Chris Christie on an episode of High Steaks. 
• On the site: John interviews Iowa evangelical leader Bob Vander Plaats about Trump’s damage to the pro-life cause and Carl Graham explains the danger posed by Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin’s undisclosed absence this month.